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650hp evo able to off road with h3 (ya right)

Kyle

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Today my friend and i were talking about a race between my dads new corvette and his built up hyundai genesis. When all of a sudden another kid comes barging in all angry saying his evo could beat my dads vette blah blah blah. So i said yes, ur evo obviously could beat my dads vette. So him being even more cocky goes, yea it could even off road with ur hummer, my evo is built like a rally car too. I just laughed and agreed with him and invited him to come to drink water flats with me and see how is "rally" car can do! i will post up pictures if and when this event goes down! Im already predicting many broken parts and thousands of dollars worth of damage to his car!
 
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amrg said:
he must be confused about the nature of rally racing :p
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2nd that... But more confused about the nature of the off-roading.

Kyle. Take him to some service road where it's start at fairly good condition and then brakes in to potholes, bumps and rocks. You go first, so he won't be able to see the road ahead. Get to a high speed on the good part of the road, let his confidence build up. And then when you reach the mest-up part, slow down to a safe speed and proceed over the rocks and potholes. Then, stop in 30 seconds and enjoy the carnage...
 
Kyle

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oh im going to have even more fun with this kid, the hill to drinkwater flats is full of rocks and deep ruts, that would tare a car apart, im just going to invite him along to run that trail with me (after he takes multiple doses of his happy juice).
 
cbetts

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Kyle said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Lancer_Evolution just another POS import tuner
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For what it is . . . the Evo is not a bad car. I surely wouldn't mind having one. Although I would pull off all the emblems and ground effects and make it look like a regular Lancer. I love sleepers!

Still, many ricers still haven't learned that the only substitution for cubic inches is more cubic inches.
 
Kyle

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cbetts said:
For what it is . . . the Evo is not a bad car. I surely wouldn't mind having one. Although I would pull off all the emblems and ground effects and make it look like a regular Lancer. I love sleepers!

Still, many ricers still haven't learned that the only substitution for cubic inches is more cubic inches.
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its not a bad car, but theres no way in hell it could go off roading with the hummers, its just not built for that.
 
Kyle

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cbetts said:
For some people, firetrails are considered "off road". Now if you go rock-crawling . . .
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Thats true, but like drinkwater flats and the powerline roads by my house, theres no way the evo could even make it up the hills around here and go through the mud etc.
 
chad

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that vid is pretty funny! car did it but something like that wouldnt even phase the hummer! some people just shoot there mouths off to much. i actually had a kid say that my hummer would get stuck easy in these pits down the road from the house so i had to show him better. was my neighbors friend. IMG_8689.jpg i did bend my stupid nerf bars though, i cant wait to get rid of these things but got to keep them till i get my rocksliders so the wife can get in it easier. but i did surprise him and no more crap talking!:)
 
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