Hummer vs Sign post SUBMIT YOUR CAPTION

[Chastan]

Not sure what is more amazing about this photo. The lack of damage to the H3 or the lack of driving ability by the driver. I hope they were avoiding a runaway baby stroller.

Like old times, best caption to the photo wins. Prize, bragging rights and a $5 gift card to Wal Mart.

Rules:
- one entery per person
- Last chance to submit a response is midnight eastern time zone Thursday 10/6/2011

Good luck

 

[BW_Hummer H3]

Chrome won't getcha home!

 

[HUMMER INVESTMENTS]

[video=youtube;sDG1Yngar3U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDG1Yngar3U&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Thought you might wanna see this

 

[HUMMER INVESTMENTS]

H3 Driver:

Dam! I missed that fat ugly lady! Stupid signs!, They always provide info that gets in your way!

Fat Women: Geez! You could have killed someone!

H3 Driver: Its not like i wasnt trying to!

Women::whaa: (calls 911)

911 lady:
Hello what is your problem?


Women:
Hello!, Yes a man is trying to run me over with his Jeep! I was lucky enough to be saved by a sign but now i need your help!

911 Lady:
Ok ma'am calm down, i wont send anybody to assist you ok?

Women:
Ok i will be expecting someone

(Hung up)

H3 Driver:
Dam! Now i am stuck on top of something! Oh, Well. I will just bring a come-along tonight and see if i can get my car unstuck.

 

[Bigunit]

Some people will do anything to get out of having to go into a Walmart!

 

[3Hummers]

Should have bought a brush guard

 

[Portager]

I really underestimated how fast that fat girl could run!

 

[M22KLARS]

What? He's at the food center. The HUMMER just got hungry.

 

[Paladine71]

Seriously, the guy in the white deuce... If you really don't want the rig, give it to me!

 

[JoshuaL]

I saw the H2 on a episode of cops he was trashed.

JoshuaL

 

[Portager]

Oh, that's what "PED X-ING" means? I thought it meant crossing out!

A swam of killer bees attacked my spotter!

Seriously your honor, what would you do if your wife gained 186 lbs?

 

[deserth3]

Recalculating

 

[deserth3]

Should have bought the Garmin...:gaah:

 

[Hans3T]

"Wait until the guys on that other forum see my latest wheeling pics -- I finally got to use that locker-thingy!"


Too soon???

 

[ajk150]

That was easy.

 

[05Mudiak]

Damn mall crawler lot rating was only a 4 I didn't think there was going to be poles..ugh

 

[LagunaH1]

More skinny pedal!

 

[MTUH3]

"I thought the old blind lady greeting everyone at the door was the valet! She is NOT getting a tip."

Did anyone else go down the sick mind route? A Pole getting a Hummer????? :giggle:

 

[3rdH3]

This is the last time I come to a grocery store for an oil change. At least Jiffy Lube has a pit.

 

[Nacho]

The adventure package would have cleared that obstacle.

 

[Trekker]

Walmart now offers valet parking for your shopping convenience.

 

[erdlen65]

" sorry officer, but I just saw that fat bitch put a pro Obama sticker on a prius"

 

[Hans3T]

Did we ever get a winner??? :huh:

 

[HUMMER INVESTMENTS]

:agree::huh:

 

[Bigunit]

Did we ever get a winner??? :huh:

:NO: I don't think so!