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Lol
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It was nice of you to loan them your shakeweights 
It was nice of you to loan them your shakeweights
I'm glad you're pleased. Did you notice that the dudes at operator fitness had quite a few gnarly tats...reminds me of H4O's own little Tattoo... that's right...It's You!
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Lifting is easier when you're shorter - you don't have to move the weights as far
Lifting is easier when you're shorter - you don't have to move the weights as far
There's the plane boss. Makes perfect sense now. And about the same height
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they dont speak the same language.
For instance, take the simple phrase "secure the building".
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
There are really only 2 branches of the military, the Army and the Navy. The Air Force is a corporation, and the Marines are a cult.
For instance, take the simple phrase "secure the building".
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
There are really only 2 branches of the military, the Army and the Navy. The Air Force is a corporation, and the Marines are a cult.
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Lifting is easier when you're shorter - you don't have to move the weights as far
The same is true for your "short stroke piston" masturbation style.
Alrock was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area. He went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
Alrock dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told him to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger
under the right testicle, he asked Alrock to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. Alrock was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told Alrock to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. Alrock was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" Alrock replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
Alrock dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told him to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger
under the right testicle, he asked Alrock to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. Alrock was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told Alrock to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. Alrock was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" Alrock replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
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Lol!
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hey i have 4 younger brothers and they're all bigger than me. I'm not very big. if you can't laugh off jokes and roll with it, then it's no fun at all.
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I believe Gunner's been cruising adult movie theatres with his buddy Peewee
RuggedH2, Gunner went dark on us but before he did he asked me to pass along a message to you: he called you out for being a p#*"y with a sandy v@#$%&a for not wheeling your rig in the new millenenium. Don't kill the messenger as they say.
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Damn, I tried to respond to the thread... but I had to wait until my 9 year old daughter wasn't standing behind me cause bigunit has no class.
What the hell kinda name is bigunit anyway? False advertising at the very least. Hey everybody look at my big unit... WTF! Take a pu$$y that sandy size for your big unit.
He's a damn liar too cause Mark has no grounds to call me out for wheelin' in the new millennium... Fawkin Mark never wheeled ever.
What the hell kinda name is bigunit anyway? False advertising at the very least. Hey everybody look at my big unit... WTF! Take a pu$$y that sandy size for your big unit.
He's a damn liar too cause Mark has no grounds to call me out for wheelin' in the new millennium... Fawkin Mark never wheeled ever.
Sad to say, was a complete accident in Moab last year, but little. Scary little his buddy said shower time, thought my turn, thought I was alone. Got the scare of my life, well maybe half a pencil. Oh, not even the chance of a sword fight.