You might want to check your PCV system. I cannot speak for the LS or 5-cyl. motors but, traditional high-revving small blocks are famous for this problem. The problem becomes more pronounced when compression ratios rise above 11:1 and a tell tale sign is that the oil dipstick mysteriously climbs out of the tube about 3 or 4 inches any time you rev over 5,000 rpm. If you notice the dipstick repeatedly climbing out of the tube...you got pressure inside the crankcase. Newer motors have a rather tight-fitting dipstick compared to 60s & 70s motors, so I'm not sure this would be noticed. The cure on old-school motors is to install multiple vents on the valve covers, or an evac system on the headers to remove the pressure build-up. Obviously, modern emission laws don't allow this but the principle cause is the same...too much pressure inside the motor.
The PCV's job is to remove pressure from the crankcase, and if all is well...there should never be any pressure build-up inside the motor. Valve covers and oil pans are directly sealed to the crankcase and they are, in theory..."non-pressurized" as long as the PCV is functioning. But if a PCV gets clogged (or removed)...a motor will leak like a sieve! Not only will it leak oil externally...it can also leak internally, pushing oil past the rings and valve seals, resulting in increased blow-by. This is common on high-mileage motors...sludge and goo gets built up and restricts the path that pressure would normal be vented from. The pressure has nowhere to go and seeks different paths...dipstick tube, seals, gaskets, rings, etc. Front & rear crank seals are usually the first to go...long before a pan or valve cover gasket starts to leak.
I have no idea how to troubleshoot a modern PCV system. I say "system" because it is no doubt more than just a check valve at the base of the carb...and its probably computer controlled. Might be worth checking if you have an exceptionally leaky motor.