You know you own a Hummer when...

[Bigunit]

Uh, sure. We can switch if you want, Zach, from West Covina (Or Zach from Central America--you do know Zach spelled backwards is H3Ray)

...and Zack spelled backwards is Gurka.

 

[GreatDaneHummer]

When you drive downtown and have to check your clearance at every parking garage before you enter.

When you are asked if you really live here as your truck is dripping mud in the parking lot of The NY Building Chicago.

When you wait 2 hours for the off road park to open up while you sit in the parking lot...

 

[Reaper550]

^^When you have to reverse back up the parking garage exit ramp because stated clearances were not consistent throughout...and make the other 8 cars behind you make way lol

 

[Zach]

^^When you have to reverse back up the parking garage exit ramp because stated clearances were not consistent throughout...and make the other 8 cars behind you make way lol

So true! Went to HB and in parking structure, yeah! I fit, only on the one level. Hit the sign hanging down, that means stop. ******* behind me kept honking, like that's going to do any good

 

[Reaper550]

So true! Went to HB and in parking structure, yeah! I fit, only on the one level. Hit the sign hanging down, that means stop. ******* behind me kept honking, like that's going to do any good

F*cking liberals lol, "if you ask them to stop they must...", the laws of physics are VERY simple, the law of mass, and the law of occupied space...we win

DFW hummer view on merging: "they always speed up and try to cut me off, my blinker is on, I slow down...at the end of the day, I just move over slowly and magically I always am allowed in by a large margin..."

 

[twinmill28]

Recently had to park the deuce in the "oversized vehicle" lot at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix because I'd already forgotten from my last trip there that the parking garages do not accommodate deuces with lights. Had to back out of the entrance after starting to bang stuff on the height indicator pole.