You know you own a Hummer when...

[derian06]

Theres an empty parking lot, yet you still...

 

[Cajun_Tiger_Hummer]

Haha those are my memes!!! If any of you guys have instagram. I post them on my page. d_landry_mnstr_h2_sut, I also post them on the Hummer Owners page, on Facebook.

 

[ABNTROOP]

You see large puddles on the side of the road and swerve to smash through them

 

[Cyouincourt007]

 

[LoJac963]

When you always look back at your rig when walking away.

LOL that's me almost every time. I love the damn thing like no other vehicle I have ever owned!!

 

[derian06]

LOL that's me almost every time. I love the damn thing like no other vehicle I have ever owned!!

This lady at autozone told me that, she said "you know how I know you love your truck? Everytime you walk in here you always look back at it." I never realized it until then.

 

[USMC_315]

when Jeep owners look at your rig and mutter "well I can take my top off"

 

[amrg]

This lady at autozone told me that, she said "you know how I know you love your truck? Everytime you walk in here you always look back at it." I never realized it until then.

+1!!!

 

[twinmill28]

You haven't started or finished half the mods you want to do in your current hummer but already have mod plans for the next hummer you buy...

as you drive and look at other 4x4's you say "look at that mall crawler"...

when you see another hummer you wave and scan it over completely as you reach for your phone to snap a pic...

you see another hummer full of bling bling and chrome all over and wonder...what is twinmill doing down in miami?:wink:

Interested to see what some peeps can come up with...might make for a good laugh.

Holy shiat dude, I almost spit my beer everywhere, and what's it to you if I AM running a load down there? Smuggler's blues baby, gots to pay for this shiny stuff somehow.......

 

[twinmill28]

I know I love my HUMMER because every member of my family now notices ALL of them on the road--and not just the wife and kids, but even my sister in Phoenix has begun to look for them.

Raise awareness for your cause and people will begin to understand why it's important.

 

[Cyouincourt007]

You see something like this and it strikes a nerve and sends you on a rant :gaah: or at least it used to but now you just marvel at the ignorance of some people :no:

 

[Bigunit]

Ahem....it's more PC to call it "global climate disruption".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...global-warming-global-climate-disruption.html

 

[Cyouincourt007]

Hahaha, might be the first problem the self proclaimed king solves, o guess not just read a little more, dang he almost had 1 accomplished thing.

 

[High Five H2]

driving other cars becomes a challenge, because you have to remember to not just drive over stuff that's in the way.

 

[Reaper550]

When you drive any other car and notice your parking is severely askew, tight on the driver side, tons of room on the passenger side of the parking spot.

 

[twinmill28]

I'm working on mounting number 2 of 3 lighted dealership signs in my new house--and it was my wife who thought it would be a good idea to put one in the living room as "tasteful art"

I can't make this stuff up---number 2 is going in my daughters room and number 3 is going in the garage where all large dealer signs have a rightful place to be honored

 

[Zach]

I'm working on mounting number 2 of 3 lighted dealership signs in my new house--and it was my wife who thought it would be a good idea to put one in the living room as "tasteful art"

I can't make this stuff up---number 2 is going in my daughters room and number 3 is going in the garage where all large dealer signs have a rightful place to be honored

And then the divorce, and then you put gas in it for the third time in a week. Gas mileage is so overrated anyways.

 

[twinmill28]

[h=2]You know you own a Hummer when...[/h]You're talking to Zach until midnight and you're wife comes down and asks who you're talking to

"It's Zach.............from West Covina"

"Zach, from West Covina?"

"Yeah, Zach from West Covina"

"Who is this?"

"Zach, from West Covina"

"Well, Zach from West Covina, what are you wearing?"

"Uh, my wife's bathrobe and bunny slippers"

"She sounds hideous"

"Well, she's a guy. I think"

 

[Zach]

[h=2]You know you own a Hummer when...[/h]You're talking to Zach until midnight and you're wife comes down and asks who you're talking to

"It's Zach.............from West Covina"

"Zach, from West Covina?"

"Yeah, Zach from West Covina"

"Who is this?"

"Zach, from West Covina"

"Well, Zach from West Covina, what are you wearing?"

"Uh, my wife's bathrobe and bunny slippers"

"She sounds hideous"

"Well, she's a guy. I think"

Lmao! You were wearing the bathrobe and bunny slippers, right?

 

[twinmill28]

Uh, sure. We can switch if you want, Zach, from West Covina (Or Zach from Central America--you do know Zach spelled backwards is H3Ray)

 

[Zach]

Very convenient, me wearing your wife's bathrobe and bunny slippers. And don't leave out Freddy, although he went poof rather quickly.

 

[Renagade132]

You guys have issues lol :giggle:

 

[twinmill28]

Yeah, my wife's still pissed about the bathrobe but says you can keep it now.

BTW-she's says tie the front closed for Gawd's sake!

 

[Zach]

You guys have issues lol :giggle:

**** me! I thought this was all done through pm's. Yeah, not! [emoji15]

Yeah, my wife's still pissed about the bathrobe but says you can keep it now.

BTW-she's says tie the front closed for Gawd's sake!

Uh! Extra small, doesn't fit to well, she's lucky I got my arm in it

 

[Panzer07]

Hahahaha what the F did I just read !!!


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