You know you're obsessed with your HUMMER when . . .

[Bigunit]

Come to think of it...our rigs have naked ears!

 

[HUMMER INVESTMENTS]

Indeed they doo!

 

[Green 1]

When you search your closet to find something that does not say Hummer on it.

 

[3Hummers]

Why would you do that?

 

[HUMMERDAD]

wahed the hummer in the garage using the hot water line from the sink in the laundry room in the middle of winter with 3ft of snow on the ground the garage got so steamed up I had to open the door and then the neighbors driving by slowed down in well ahhhh to watch yea did the wifes car too figured it was right there but only after I had dried and waxed the H2 chicago winters are hell on veichles.

 

[3Hummers]

That's a good one.

 

[seventwozero]

wahed the hummer in the garage using the hot water line from the sink in the laundry room in the middle of winter with 3ft of snow on the ground the garage got so steamed up I had to open the door and then the neighbors driving by slowed down in well ahhhh to watch yea did the wifes car too figured it was right there but only after I had dried and waxed the H2 chicago winters are hell on veichles.

The winters ARE hell on them. Now that my truck is sitting up higher, it's easier to see all the rust on the frame

 

[twinmill28]

....I got my H2 aluminum briefcase in the mail yesterday.
Say wha......
I'm sexy and I know it

 

[Hans3T]

ics:

 

[JonBishop]

I have 2 Humvee watches, one nice(for going out and stuff) and one for work plus a Humvee pocket knife I always have on me, a Hummer wall clock, Hummer banner... And consistently talk about Hummer Whenever I see a Hummer get wrecked in a movie or just on tv I cry alil.... and hopefully one day add a H1 to the family

 

[kflips]

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ics:

You looking for the briefcase or twin mill dancing in a leopard skin speedo?

 

[Hans3T]

I feel like either would be interesting in one way or another...

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[twinmill28]

OK, well, here it is....

 

[twinmill28]

Oh, crap---that was NOT the picture of my briefcase.

Oh well, hope you enjoy, ya weirdo's! :shame:

 

[Green 1]

When you build your new housse and the Hummer home is 3 times the size of the living space. It also has direct tv and a big screen to show video's, WiFi coming and a hi jacked military trailer .

 

[Bigunit]

oh, crap---that was not the picture of my briefcase.

Oh well, hope you enjoy, ya weirdo's! :shame:

lmfao!

 

[3Hummers]

I'm blind............................

 

[kflips]

Keep driving south Hans, fantasy island is closer than you ever dreamed

 

[Hans3T]

:giggle:

 

[twinmill28]

 

[Hans3T]

Did it come with H2 handcuffs as well? :wink:

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[alrock]

I think Twin got the chrome handcuffs with the pink fringe on them

 

[twinmill28]

That's what you said you wanted, right?

 

[Hans3T]

ZING!

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[TXH3T]

When you take a girl on a date and they say "this trucks kind of obnoxious" and you turn around and ask where they'd like to be dropped off or
When you have hummer sun glasses hummer cologne and a hummer belt with seat buckle sun glasses aren't pictured haha.