So, I dropped it back off. Here's what happens.
There's condensation in the lines....That condensation freezes, and blocks the hoses. Pressure builds up and it has no place to go, and the oil comes right out the main seal. Now, to give a little proof that he knows what he's talking about (and I don't). When I dropped it off today, I pulled in, let it idle, jumped out and looked for the puddle of oil that it had been producing in the morning. It wasn't there.
As I walked in, before I could say anything, he said. "It's not leaking anymore is it?"
"No". I said.
"It's 20 degrees. It warmed up enough for it to thaw".
So, he's leaving it in his shop all night. (50 degrees) and he'll try and get some of the condensation out.
FWIW- I Googled it....it's definitely a thing. Here's a snippet of someone else's explanation..
[FONT=&]From what I've read it's the combination of extreme cold which makes the seals weak and IF the PCV valve sticks some oil may seep past the seals(due to crankcase pressures building up).
I almost forgot to mention...I was talking with one of my customers today, and I was telling him about the oil leak...He said..."I'm literally headed to the dealership because my brand new High Country is leaking oil everywhere".[/FONT]