The 'Official' Mall Crawler Thread

[Pappibri]

Man.... I am tasting a whole bunch of bile in my mouth right about now... What a waste of a Hummer.. Tis a shame..:shame:

 

[06 H3]

one of these days I need to get a picture of some of the hummers around here...

 

[Zach]

one of these days I need to get a picture of some of the hummers around here...

You will never beat my pic giggle........

 

[06 H3]

I will never be able to top that H2! That bulldog just makes me shake my head every time...

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[Pappibri]

Not quite a mall crawler.

 

[cgalpha08]

Not quite a mall crawler. View attachment 4695

That thing has to have a rediculous amount of power or a completely redone body with no metal at all haha

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[Zach]

Here is the original one of the bulldog on the front of a H2. Got me thinking about this mod. This would be a great idea for a spotter riding on the front. Approach angle sucks but oh well. Get ready for October Neo :giggle:

Managed to get some other angles of it the other day

 

[06 H3]

this is just sad...its down right depressing.

 

[Paladine71]

We have a new winner. This makes the guy with the bulldog look like a novice. What the hell would possess someone to do this??? DAGKANA posted this on Facebook...

[video=youtube;9RlIMH27XXk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RlIMH27XXk&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

Here is the ebay listing, anyone gonna buy it? :corn:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/?cmd=ViewItem&_trksid=p5197.c0.m619&item=390425108043

 

[cgalpha08]

I dont know what to say ......

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[Bigunit]

:hubba:Holy ****! I have to have that! The light show alone, makes it worth it! That's a one-of-a-kind rig if I ever saw one!

 

[Bigunit]

That's 10 X better than the water fountain/light show at the Bellagio in Vegasi :horns:

 

[H3slate]

The light setup is pretty cool. Nothing that I would ever want, but good. I don't get the need to have all those weapons hanging off the vehicle, and the "ammo" brushguard.

I think all this rig needs is a baseball bat, and someone who knows how to use it. Just knock all that extra crap off of it and it would be a saveable ride.

 

[Portager]

That is certainly one of a kind! Kind of an acquired taste though! Not sure how or where you acquire that. It is kind of disco nightmare...?

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[HUMMER INVESTMENTS]

Im sure that thats a unique taste, much like us owning our Hummers we have unique tastes

 

[Hans3T]

It reminds me of a bowling alley in the bad part of town...

 

[Gunner_45]

Both of those truck owners need a "Good 'old fashionedwood shampoo"............ (if you don't know what that is, ask a cop)
Jumpin Jeebus, what nonsense!
Bulldog is nothing but gaudy (there is one around here that has a similar treatment, but with skulls and a day of the dead motif).
The other one at least has some cool lighting on it and a bit of tech......Nothing I would want for god's sake but kind of cool.
It took a minute before I realized those GE mini-guns were actually spinning.

Geat googley moogley.

 

[Mb30sdl]

We have a new winner. This makes the guy with the bulldog look like a novice. What the hell would possess someone to do this??? DAGKANA posted this on Facebook...

[video=youtube;9RlIMH27XXk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RlIMH27XXk&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

Here is the ebay listing, anyone gonna buy it? :corn:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/?cmd=ViewItem&_trksid=p5197.c0.m619&item=390425108043

Made an offer $2.00

 

[HUMMER INVESTMENTS]

:rofl: I would trade my lunch for it - $7.00

 

[Hans3T]

Made an offer $2.00

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

 

[HUMMER INVESTMENTS]

You should've left a message saying, " I doubt anyone will buy it at that price. I own an H2 so I think I deserve an extreme discount"

 

[backwoods]

Pancheros can deliver offroad too!
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[Portager]

Saw this one on Craig’s list. My apologies if it has already been posted.

2007 Hummer H3, white with pink and black zebra stripes. 88,500 miles. Lots of custom features including pink leather on part of the seats with H3 monogram, pink leather on the roof interior with H3 monogram on the sun roof cover, pink gauges, touch screen radio/CD player, TVs in the sun visors, 24" drop down TV in the rear seat area, pink headlights and fog lights, led flashing lights underneath the vehicle and in the wheel wells, 22" rims, keyless entry and remote start!

LESS THAN KELLY BLUE BOOK VALUE!



:link:

 

[06 H3]

That's badass! :giggle:

 

[Portager]

I think that should be your next project Chris. Build it for your girl friend. It would look great with a rancho lift! :woot: