X2. My best mod with the slant back
X3. Here is my interpretation of their design meeting over at SnugTop:
Mr. Henderson, CEO: (Spinning around in an expensive leather chair, cigar in mouth.) All right, Bill. Let's see the blueprints for the, uhh, for the H3T slantback.
Bill, Chief Designer: (Unfurling documents) Right here, Mr. Henderson! This is the final design concept the team and I have come up with. I think you're going to love it. The H3T slantback will offer our customers style, convenience, and security -- all in one package.
H: (Begins scanning the documents) This looks good, Bill. You've really outdone yourse--
B: (Cutting Henderson off) --There's just one problem, sir.
H: What's that?
B: The rear visibility, Mr. Henderson...
H: Yes, what of it?
B: Sir...there
isn't any.
H: (Tapping on the blueprint) But there's a giant glass panel nearly the entire length of the top of it!
B: (Begins sobbing into hand) IT'S COMPLETELY USELESS!!
H: (Panic begins to set in) Dammit, Bill! GM has my balls in a vice! This truck is shipping in two months and we need a final design and functioning shell,
yesterday!! (Takes a deep breath, puts his cigar out in a crystal ashtray) Ship it.
B: Sir?
H: (Assertively)
Ship it. Heads are going to roll for this, Bill. GM is not going to be happy...not at all. (Dark music begins playing and the camera pans towards the roaring fireplace, where the blueprint is seen entering the fire and burning.)
FIN
A week of no class, and I'm already cracking.....:whaa:
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